Another ‘fucking dog’
Not complaining about my dog this time but someone else’s.
Went cycling today and as I passed by one of my neighbours houses this little bastard of one of theirs tried to have my leg for dinner.
The fucker ran at me, and in the process of me trying to not be bitten I ended up smashing myself off the ground and cutting the inside of my leg off the bike.
This bastard then continued to harras me, barking and occasionally making a move towards my leg.
Through a manly combination of kicks towards the fuckers head and much rock throwing I eventually escaped.
Am seriously considering a visit to the neighbours tonight with a hurley (for the dog mostly but we’el see how things go)
The last line there’s probably not going to happen but its a nice thought…
Anyway, more later
im nooot gettin the hurly thing at all….
but awww poor john!
and, well, you must posess some mystic aura that just sends animals HYPERactive!! still…animals have…senses….maybe you’re an evil spirit! Dogs know things….just carry doggie chews in future to replace your leg!
You see maybe the key to your whole sorry saga is in the title of your post “Fucking Dogs”.
Maybe TinkerBellsparx is on to something with this ‘mystic aura’ that you possess. Maybe its not so mystic afterall however. Maybe its just pure animal magnatism. Maybe your pheramones are tuned into dog-sex-whiff.
Try Showering a bit more and see what the results are…
I’m going ot have to agree with the other two comments you seem to get animals “hyperactive”. maybe in the winter things will calm down after mating season. but for know john you are the cause of wet doggy dreams
hey!!:L thats terribly unfair!!i shower every day damnit!!
or at least once a week!!:)
Well maybe it’s the hair, they think your one of them
heehee!! i think orla has hit something with that pure animal magnetism…thats exactly what i was getting at john!! u smell!! in winter maybe when everythings…ahem…calmer! u know what i mean!!
See told you mating season